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Uh oh, Call Mario
- Posted By Lander
Clinton, 03.21.2005
The day plumbers have feared for decades has arrived. Bowser, King Koopa himself, has opened a portal to our realm and has sent his first soldier into the real world.
Dubbed "NX-Koopa," the experimental evil turtle can withstand Mario's famous fireball. It even wears a picture of Bowser's face proud on its shell.
"Gwar har har," said Bowser. "While Mario's been out partying and playing tennis, I've been secretly working on a way to invade his home turf!"
Mario could not be reached for comment and is assumed golfing.
Some guy dressed sort of like Mario tried using his vaccuum cleaner on the turtle but it wouldn't help, as the turtle had already made it through the strong gravitational forces of the portal from the Mushroom Kingdom.
"I-a don't-a get it," said the greener Mario. He was informed that turtles needed to be plumbed, not vaccuumed.
For more on this story, read CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/21/evil.turtle.ap/index.html
Source: Thanks, Andy
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