|
Editorials
Lander Is Evil
- By Francis
Bonnet
It has recently come to the attention of the video game industry that our own NGenres staffer, Lander Clinton, is in fact evil. This news has come as quite a shock since many of us thought Lander was on the side of good. To make matters worse, the Evil Lander has actually teamed up with the notorious Wario, Mario's arch nemesis.
"This comes as quite a surprise to us all," Shigeru Miyamoto said during a press conference earlier this morning. "Wario and Lander will surely bring about the downfall of the gaming industry, especially with their evil plans to name the Gamecube's successor 'Super Nintendo Gamecube.' Honestly, what kind of stupid name is that?"
Wario and Lander were last seen in one of Bowser's abandoned castles in the outskirts of the Mushroom Kingdom. It is not known at this time what other evil schemes the two of them are concocting, but you can count on them being extremely evil.
NGenres will keep you, the readers, informed of any new Evil Lander and Wario news as it breaks.
The only known picture of the two evil-doers side by side.
Agree with what I'm saying? Disagree? Let us know your thoughts on this issue in our mail bag. The views of Francis Bonnet are not necessarily the views of NGenres.com or its affiliates.
|
 |

|
QUOTE: |
| "Be afraid, be very afraid." |
|