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Editorials 
10 Things To Do The Day Before Mario Sunshine's Release
- By Aaron
Thayer
Following in the spirit of Lander’s editorial detailing 5 things you should do while waiting for the new installment of Mario, here are 10 things you should do the day BEFORE the nationwide release of Super Mario Sunshine for Nintendo GameCube.
10. Shut off all utilities but electricity, so your bill won’t be so surprisingly high after the use of hours of electric power you’ll be needing to get your game on. You can use a coffee can for bathroom needs
9. Stockpile all types of twinkies, cheetos, choice of cola(s), lunchmeats, cookies,and anything else of zero nutritional value or worth. All for when you lock yourself inside your room to play Mario.
8. Stop any mail services you have, except for your pornography. Have that delivered through a special slot in your room, on the side of your house, or wherever you play games. Oh, and if you don’t have any erotica, go order some. Only for the uh...articles.
7. Make a fake obituary, so no one is tempted to disturb you in the middle of Mario-ing.
6. Kill off all who are suspicious...
5. Tell your parents or roommate(s) that you have to study a lot for the upcoming school year. They should buy it.
4. Go to your local videogames retailer, bring a tent and camping supplies, and set up your own camping spot. If others are already there, kick them or something. Maybe set their tents on fire when they leave to go to the bathroom.
3. When the store opens, beat anyone up who tries to push ahead of you. Then take their money since you forgot to bring some.
2. Get the game, and get the hell out of their back to your safety and solitude.
1. Lock yourself inside your room, enjoy!
Agree with what I'm saying? Disagree? Let us know your thoughts on this issue in our mail bag. The views of Aaron Thayer are not necessarily the views of NGenres.com or its affiliates.
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