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Editorials
My Mario Tennis Ad
- By Lander
Clinton
Here's another advertisement I gave to Nintendo. This one's for Mario Tennis.
Open with a close-up of various CG Mario characters in the stands at a tennis match. The tennis ball goes back and forth in the foreground, and you see their heads moving back and forth in unison to watch the ball. This is true for everyone except Wario and Waluigi, who are intently watching one side of the court as everyone else’s heads keep oscillating. The camera pulls back to show it’s a match between Mario and Anna Kournikova, and Wario and Waluigi can’t keep their eyes off the tennis star.
Then it cuts to game footage and the announcer says “Mario Tennis: Let the balls fly.”
(If you can’t get Anna Kournikova, make it a match between Mario and the Princess)
I somehow doubt they'll use it, but it would improve their kiddy image.
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