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Editorials
New Cube Owners, Vol. 9
- By Lander
Clinton
I thought I'd do something a little different tonight. I'll assume that you've all run out and bought every game I recommended and are now swamped with great games to play, but I don't want you to lose perspective. A wise man once said: You can only know good GameCube games if you know bad GameCube games. So here are some games you should avoid putting in your GameCube:
Charlies Angels- A Final Fight-like game amazingly worse than the movie Charlies Angels 2. Repetitive gameplay and terrible graphics.
Finding Nemo- Even kids won't appreciate this tedious game with a chunky framerate.
Monster's Inc.- That's two for two, Pixar
Shrek Extra Large and Shrek Super Party- Okay, I'll throw some Dreamworks' way too. These games are such terrible copycats of much better games in the same genres.
Mary Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16. Do you need an explanation?
P.N. 03- What a disappointment. Room after room of silver walls and boring robots. Throw in strange controls and you can just leave this one on the shelf.
Universal Studios Theme Park Adventure- Easily the worst of the GCN launch games. There was never any point to this game existing.
Okay a lot of my picks are at best known for their licenses, so how about some big name, critically hailed games I don't think you should buy? Prepare to be shocked:
Final Fantasy X and X2, Halo, Grand Theft Auto 3 and Vice City, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, or any other good games for PS2 or average games for Xbox- they simply won't work in your GameCube. Don't get them!
Agree with what I'm saying? Disagree? Let us know your thoughts on this issue in our mail bag. The views of Lander Clinton are not necessarily the views of NGenres.com or its affiliates.
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